his lordship's infinite extravagance part one: "Wake up, you idiot, they're all waiting for you."

My alarm clock was almost $120 dollars after all appropriate sales tax had been applied. The most useful function it offers is the ability to wake me up with either a CD or mp3. This is fantastic. Every morning I wake up positive and determined, and with ample amounts of dreamboner.

In the least tragic way possible, I have never been so motivated to get up in the morning.