this is funny if you saw it; reading it as text- not that funny.

ACT 2 Dave isn’t one to gossip; not one to spread rumors, but he heard a story this morning that shocked him.

Dave phones the intern Samantha upstairs to have her tell her story. Samantha corrects Dave on two points: She is not an intern, but a staffer for the past 7 years; and her name is Amanda, not Samantha.

Amanda went to the Maury Povich show recently.

It took her ten years to get tickets. It’s a very popular program.

Amanda went to the taping and during the commercial break, Maury came up to Amanda and barked, “Hey, Peggy, you got $20?” Amanda replied, “I do have $20 but my name is not Peggy.”

Maury was livid and barked again, “I don’t care if your name is Helen Reddy, I want you to go out and buy me a pack of cigarettes!” Amanda snapped back at him, “Why don’t you get your own cigarettes?!”

Things got ugly. And then some Air Force dudes bust in and tasered Maury.