falling from space. the altimeter will save your life.

I want the kind of happiness I feel guilty about later.


That 'wrong' shit. That sickness.

Maybe I'm too high on this and that to even tell the difference right now. Check this out.


They say misery loves company, but it's not true. Miserable people don't love anything.

It should say "weakness" loves company. Weakness loves to share in weakness because it legitimizes weakness.

It feels really good to a) identify or b) create a problem, and then accept it. It makes me feel human. It's like coming to terms with your flaws. You get over the notion of being perfect (and all the stress that comes with pursuing perfection) and you just feel awesome.

Legitimizing weakness is what being a person is all about.


You and your friends can have all sorts of varied strengths. I'm sure that in your group of friends, you've got that book-smart guy. And you've got the guy you KNOW can count on to go to the gym with you. You've got a guy who gets you drugs and you've got a guy (or girl) who'll take care of you when you get too drunk. (Thank you.) You've got the guy who's gonna be your wingman. These are all potentially different people, but I'd bet you guys share in the same "weaknesses" every time.

I bet you and all those guys never really know where they stand with the girl in their life. I'll bet that you and all of them aren't sure where you're gonna be in five years, and you don't know what you'd do if you had to go back in time and prevent a disaster without seeming crazy.

I bet you and all your friends made fun of that fat kid, and maybe you felt bad about it later.



Am I the only person who smiles when they think, "This is wrong?"


Someone has a ridiculous and hillarious accent. And they don't speak English well enough to verbs the place in the right locations. (yes that was intentional.)

So you and your friend overhear him/her. Who's gonna laugh first? The answer is irrelevant, because you BOTH find it funny, and the moment one of you cracks, the other one will too. You've just made a bond out something "messed up."

Could this be out of line?


Yes. And there's nothing wrong with that.